Pessimism and realism are the same thing, and optimism's just another word for bein' a moron ( Read more... )

Sins? Pffft. That ain't nothin' but instinct. All livin' things are the same. They wanna live, and they wanna screw.
That's all those things are. Tryin' to make your life as comfortable as possible so you have a better chance of survivin', and smearin' your genes all over the place.
I don't see why everyone's all ashamed of 'em.

I'm datin' one.

These things are kinda retarded, ain't they?

In other news, I need to find somethin' new for Rasputin to drag around. The rock I brought 'im today is too big for him to squeeze through the window, and he just ain't happy if he can't skitter around in his tree. I'm lettin' him take a break from the rock trainin' today, and he's just as ( Read more... )